is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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