I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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