i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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