Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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