i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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