Swine flu. Run for my life!
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He has the fingertips of a God
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