Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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