He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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