he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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