your parents love me but you hate me
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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