See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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