i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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