you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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