i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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