there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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