When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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