Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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