I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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