: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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