OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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