Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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