What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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