Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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