You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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