you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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