I must be too annoying 4 u.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i think i scared a bird with my dick
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Randomize
