This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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