So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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