sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
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