Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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