Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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