So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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