talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
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