My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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