we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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