That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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