So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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