Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
i need some magic done to my vagina
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Randomize
