How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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