It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You had me at "let me see your balls"
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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