Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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