A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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