i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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