Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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