Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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