I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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