Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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