I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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