She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Randomize
