ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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