oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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