why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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