Where is the hickey?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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