Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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